In the last few months, I've been on a diet to try and shed some pounds. The other day, I was reading Everett a story on the couch, when I leaned forward to get my glass of water. Once I leaned back next to Everett, he started giggling and said "Mommy, I just saw your bum".
Trying my darndest to explain weight loss to a 4 year old, I ended it by saying: "So, that's why Mommy's pants don't fit anymore".
At this point, Everett got off the couch and stood in front of me with his hands on his hips.
With a look of what I can only assume was disgust, he told me: "Mommy, you need to buy new pants, because I REALLY don't want to see your bum EVER AGAIN".
Somebody give me some Aloe Vera, cause I just got burned!!!
Ahhhh....the somewhat encouraging wisdom of a small child :)